I thought everyone liked hugs?
Ah, the joys of parenthood...
Its a big wurld out dere. Yoo shure you're ready?
Shee says ai needs tu wurk on mai attitood.
FIND IT OAR MY TANTRUM WILL BEE EEBEN LOWDER!!
U pwegnant? Wen u haz ur litter, u still lub me bestest rite?
Ai'm still nawt shure if ai'll like him oar nawt.
U told meh u child-proofed teh house... but it keeps getting back in.
We had a systum an yoo RUINED IT!