Hee hee. Cat burglar alarm must not be set!
Shame on you kitteh! Steelin' is roode!
So, long-story-short, my startup folded and I couldn't find a job. So now I spend the day in the park juggling dead mice for donations of kibble.
Anneeways... hears mai resume...
Max was ready for the dog's next sneak attack on the kitty kibble storage drawer.
Mai second fabrit kind ob ambush.
Nao DIS iz a food bowl!
Ai'b been starving awl dae!
OHAI . . . ummm . . . da kibbles wuz tryin to askapes frum da bowl . I iz juss HERDIN dem .
doan let dem git awayz!
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