Out of the blue, he began to speak in tongues and claim the spirit of the Lord had entered his body. It was later determined to be bad gas.
Praise Ceiling Cat! Ai feel a millyun tiems beddur.
Now, now, be honest with Ceiling Cat, my brothers.
Christmas decorations?! Already!?
take meh now Jebus.. da interweb is down!
Sumbuddy call da ecksperts!!