Kittens are wayyyy too much work!
IM IN UR DATACENTER ACCESSING UR APIS
Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?
Yoar IT teknishun is awn da caese!
Don't worry. Our IT team's all over the problem and will get back to you
Wee was traind by da highest awe-thority
Don't even think about it.
find ur oan playce 2 perch!