I swear that's the last time I adopt an Ikea cat.
Make sure you read instructions Don't put batteries in wrong place!
He needs sum rechargin'.
what are you doing, Snowball?
awaiting Oprah's instructions
AWL HAIL OPRAH
DO NOT ASK HOW MONEY GOT HERE. JUST CONTINUE DELIVERING THOSE "PACKAGES" FOR ME.
ai swayrz ai iznt doin anyfing illeeglol...
I juss read teh instrukshuns for "neuter" in yur vetanary surjikal gide. I hate yu.
mebbe u can fil in fer meh dat day.
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