YOU never bury ur mess in teh box!!! YOU keep stealing nomz frm MY bowl!!!
sigh upstairs neighbors are always arguing!
Dere is nuffin moar annoying dan an annoying neighbor.
U need tu get your prioritees strait, kitteh.
fatal attraction She will NOT be ignored!
Dat Glen Close was pretty secksy back in da dae.
Ai not wistening...lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
Awr yoo tawlking? Cuz ai can't tell.
hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now
Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.
OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.
Does this haff sumfing to doo wif 'Teh Insident'?