Not only will this hurt... but your dignity will not be spared either...

This doctor is lowsy. Ai fink it is tiem foar a second oppinyun...

TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!

Binky BOOPED me an I gawted NOZEBWEED! I nebber playin wif him ebber agin.

Cut da overreaction, whiner.

Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?

It seems onlee fair.

Touch me like that again, buddy, and I'll teach you the meaning of "nevermore"

Cried da cat "Lern a noo line!!"

Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.

When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.

Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!

Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!

Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.