Not only will this hurt... but your dignity will not be spared either...
This doctor is lowsy. Ai fink it is tiem foar a second oppinyun...
TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.
WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!
Binky BOOPED me an I gawted NOZEBWEED!
I nebber playin wif him ebber agin.
Cut da overreaction, whiner.
Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?
It seems onlee fair.
Touch me like that again, buddy, and I'll teach you the meaning of "nevermore"
Cried da cat "Lern a noo line!!"
Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.
When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.
Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!
Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!
Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.
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