On tonight's show, Crafty Caroline will demonstrate how to make finger puppets to amuse your cats Meh Times 2 Right after a word from our sponsor, Fancy Feast.

Hey... awr yoo hungree all ob a sudden...?

Dis iz my last peece ob popcorm an da moobie not eben past da prebiews yet .

Aint nuffin beddur dan moobie noms.

HALP! I bein held pwisoner by peeps whut duzzent respek my caloric needs!

Dey are starving me, ai tells yoo! STARVING!!!

Almost time for second breakfast.

Wut about elevensies?!

I gots da fancee... u gots da feest?

Oh you fancy, huh?

Waffles?!

Sumtiems yoo juss get a craving, y'know?

It waznt often dat de hole fabily agreed on wat telebision stayshun to watch.

Sumtiems telebision sucks too.