Why can't you just read Harry Potter or The Hunger Games like all the other kids?
At leest he will grow up preparred.
Hunger Gamez? Hoomin, hunger iz no game, is trajik condishun. Do u no Ai hazn't been fed in six hourz?
hooz butt (!) doez ai gotsa beet 2 get sum nomz rownd heer?
Ai noes ai cant reed but gibs meh cwedit for habbing da buk rite side upz.
kittehz mayk reedin teh mostest fun!
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