Target sited. Pounce mode enacted. Cuddle urge sated. Mission accomplished.
Cuddles are gud.... sumtymes.
Hmmmm... Wunder how long ai can keep dis human entertained wif dis?
Dose hoomins will play wib annyfing!
Oh yes, you and your little fantasies. At least you skipped the inflatable mermaid this time.
Is this real lief? Or is it just fanta sea?
Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...
U go 2 work nao, hoomin
Ai holdz down da fort, k?
Ai'll be patient, ai promiss.
burds of a fethur chill togethur
Lazy is both an art and a science.
Tiger just discovered that you have to be human to get poolside service.
Wat da hell kind ob serbice is dis?!
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