Target sited. Pounce mode enacted. Cuddle urge sated. Mission accomplished.
Cuddles are gud.... sumtymes.
I'll snuggle here and you go to work to make money to buy me cheezburgers, nip and gushy food and I'll let you believe your the higher species.
Ai alreddy know mai supeeriority.
Have you prepared my daily offerings yet?
Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...
We found him in the park! Can we keep him?
he eben liekz it wen we petz him!
Da fewer ob dese 'parties' da bettur.
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