Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.

Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...

U go 2 work nao, hoomin Ai holdz down da fort, k?

Ai'll be patient, ai promiss.

burds of a fethur chill togethur

Lazy is both an art and a science.

Tiger just discovered that you have to be human to get poolside service.

Wat da hell kind ob serbice is dis?!

Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.

Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.

You want to wash your hands...In here? What's wrong, is your tongue broken?

A tongue is a kitteh's fayebrit tool.

Your in mah spot.

Dats it, ai've had enuff.