Keep yer friends close
And yer gigantic guard goggies closer.
We liek to keep awl owr frens around.
We're gonna need the cops, EMS, the Fire Department, A large crane and fifty pounds of tuna!
Truss me. Ai'b seen a lawt ob big things in mai lief.
you want ME to boop THAT???
Mebbee sumday I can!
Da vishus GWIZZLY BEAR crawls out ob his cabe at da end of hibernashun. Da forest resownds wif da tewwifyin bellow ob da famished beast. Mew!
Bewaer ob his vishussness!
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