Well you didn't like it when I smacked the ticket guy at the airport.

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Remember to pack my catnip ball, my feather ont he stick and the dog in case I want to smack something jus' cuz I feel like smacking something.

By da way, hao long has it been since u went on vacayshun?

Yes. I killed the Easter Bunny.

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Yes. I killed the Easter Bunny. No Easter for you this year. Instead, we will have Passover. No more stupid chocolate eggs in baskets. Instead, I will be having chopped chicken liver. You will eat matzoh.

Stoopid bunneh anyways.

Cheezburger wishes you a Hoppy Easter! Click here for all kinds of Easter goodies!

MERRY CATMAS!

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MERRY CATMAS!
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MERRY CATMAS, CHEEZPEEPS!

Remember all those neat things we got for Catmas this year? Let's sing it again! ALL TOGETHER NOW!

On the twelfth day of Catmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve basement souvenirs!

Eleven alternate endings!

Ten tinsel'd Golf Carts!

Nine discarded ornaments!

Eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!

It's a speshul day!

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ITS NATIONAL CHEEZBURGER DAY! Celebraet wib a quarter-pownder and a kitteh by yoar side!