Say girl Lemme get somma doze green beens

Cudn't help butt(!) yoo doan't seem tew liek dem verry much.

nobody findz meh here.

Cats awr espeshully gud hiders. Nawt so much gud reeders.

Its all about mental i am a part of the tree... no, i am a tree... please don't see me...

Be silent, dedly, and UNNOTISSED...

nope, no cat here. please continue pooping.

Ai am a mastur ob camouflage.

Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?

Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.

Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling... Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.

Ai hab eyes onlee foar you, couch.

They know......

Meybee we can shaek paws an maek up?