Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
I'll sit here while you nervously wonder what I just did.
ai jus hoapz u doan find teh evidense...
U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?
aifinkso ebil iz a bery relatif turm.