Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
I'll sit here while you nervously wonder what I just did.
ai jus hoapz u doan find teh evidense...
U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?
aifinkso ebil iz a bery relatif turm.
Yes, the baby is here I'm sitting on him.
he wuz askin fer it, rly.
Ohai, cheez frenz! Iffin u wantz 2 recapshun a LOL, jus klik teh titlol ob a post, an u wil b tayken 2 a payj wif a recapshun button!