Why I oughta put this through your head, and see how you look!
Oh long Johnson!
Awl da beddah tew see u wif, mah deer.
Put dem peepers tu gud use!
Shur, but can yoo pat yorsalf awn teh hed and rotaet yor leg at teh saem tiem?
It just taeks a little bit ob stretchin'...
I bet yu wanna kiss mah littul nose
Nose kisses an boops awr da greatest sign ob affekshun.
I snub u w love.
Ai lurve lurve!
I heers da oshun
Wow, mai heering is amazin.
Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?
It seems onlee fair.