Hold still so ai can surprise yoo!
Ai remember that concert!!
Some people know it's morning when the sun rises. Cat owners know it's morning when the cat's head rises.
Awr yoo a mornin purrson?
Excuse me... my head asploded from teh cute.
Want MOAR cuteness???
Why I oughta put this through your head, and see how you look!
Oh long Johnson!
Awl da beddah tew see u wif, mah deer.
Put dem peepers tu gud use!
Shur, but can yoo pat yorsalf awn teh hed and rotaet yor leg at teh saem tiem?
It just taeks a little bit ob stretchin'...