Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
I feel like the Universe is just out to get us...
Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.
I HATE bring your kid to work day
Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.
Your in mah spot.
Dats it, ai've had enuff.
Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!
Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!
Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.
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