I'll be scowling in my bed if anyone needs me.
I feel like the Universe is just out to get us...
Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.
Sometimes bite means I love you. Sometimes it does not. It is up to hoomin to determine which is which.
Sometiems ai bite for evil. YOU'LL JUSS HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.
I HATE bring your kid to work day
Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
Do the world a favor and kindly return to the primordial swamp from whence you oozed.
Leeb nao or ai shall tawnt yoo again a seccond tiem.