He'll even sing a Sea Shanty if you ask nice enough!
Honestly, I don't see why you put up with his attitude.
i needz mai boomstik
Dat Miss Havisham shoore has grate expectashuns.
Ai can be ur pwivat ai?
Kitteh noir is da best genre.
Righteous hairball, eh?
Ai can couff up sum reely impressib stuff wen ai put mai mind tu it.
Romeow, Romeow ...sorry, I ca't do this
Can't we du Titus Andronomacus instead?! Thass way moar exciting.
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