Dat Miss Havisham shoore has grate expectashuns.
Ai can be ur pwivat ai?
Kitteh noir is da best genre.
Righteous hairball, eh?
Ai can couff up sum reely impressib stuff wen ai put mai mind tu it.
Romeow, Romeow ...sorry, I ca't do this
Can't we du Titus Andronomacus instead?! Thass way moar exciting.
The next time you see this hat it will be on the xray your surgeon takes so he can remove it.
Butt(!) doan't taek it purrsonally.
I can haz Royal Wedding?
Ai think dis one is bettur dan teh lasst one.
Devo? Who dat?
q: r we nawt hoominz? a: we iz kittehz!
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