Who scratched my flower bed over!! My curtains!! What's my washing doing on the ground!!

Sumwun cud use sum cat shaming.

wut IS dat? ...It looks like... who tied the goggie to da ceiling fan?

AI FINK AI KNOW WHO DID IT.

OK, so da parakeet is missin. So why is ebbrywun lookin at ME??

Wats wid da guilt trip?

Why does my credit card show ANOTHER charge from Bob's bird world?

Yoo shudn't hab gibben me yoar info!!

She's a bit upset about my gift. I would REALLY advise joining me.

Iss okay, Ai'm gud at dis.