Man, your breath is horrible! Whoops. Nevermind.
Yor butt is most beyootiful.
See?!? This is how my litter box smells! Not exactly roses, now, is it?
Dis situashun stinks.
Let me in! ther'z too much nature owt heer!
Naychur is sumtymes more comfotabble viewed frum afar.
Well, that's just rude.
Lern sum manners, dood.
AAAGH!!! Get them off me! Get them off me!
Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross.
honestly, dude i've eaten fur that tastes better than this
Ai fink it needs a noo presentashun, mebbee? Oar a wine tu pair it wid?
Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?
Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!
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