'Birdie,' my orange hiney!
Ai know ai shouldn't eet it, but ai can't help maiself...
Nawt sure if fell asleep.... or passed out frum da smell!
Ai has a sensitive sniffer.
UUUGH SHE IS THE WORST.
Righteous hairball, eh?
Ai can couff up sum reely impressib stuff wen ai put mai mind tu it.
Nawt so silent, but deffinetly dedly.
The expired mayo in the back... IT JUST MOVED!
Ai thawt the fridj was a saef, benebullent beeing!
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