Dragons give good chin scratchies
Ai keep him in line, doan't worree.
I AMZ YUR FREND. LIVES LONG AN PROSPERZ.
DON'T BE A HERO, KITTEH SPOCK!
Real men head boop with kittens.
Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?
dis my friend George he a little nuts, but i like him
Frandship is da bestest!
Keep yer friends close
And yer gigantic guard goggies closer.
We liek to keep awl owr frens around.
Basement cat gets lonely sumtimes
F IS FOR FRENDZ WHO DO STUFF TOGEEEDUURRRR...
yesh my shicky friend I will do your bidding
Ai lub yoo schticky mastur.