yesh my shicky friend I will do your bidding

Ai lub yoo schticky mastur.

MOM WONT LET US PLAY WIF YU ANYMOAR, SHE SAID YU BAD INFOOLENS.

She ses we weren't meant foar da wild.

i love meh kitteh

Lurve knows no bowndarees.

Beware! I has backup.

Rawr.

Wait leaf, dont goez

Ai want tu be one ob your kind!

he's not perfect but he's perfect for me

Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.

NO DONT LOOK THE SUPRISE ISNT READY YET.

Wate!! No!! Das nawt de surprise ai was talkin about!!!