Dang your big feet!

Wat.

I smell feet but I don't sees any feets.

Shoes awr weerd.

Sum kittehs hab pink jellibean toes I hab Hershes kizzis

Check owt dem toesies.

Akkoopunsure kittehduz not need ur stoopid needuls

A moast aynchent and noble sciense.

These brownies get mai stamp of approval!

Yum! Delishus! Woah.

i tink dis foot massager needs a new bat'try

Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.