After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...
You really shouldn't make sandwiches when you're drunk.
Iss okay. Ai know da feeling.
Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing
Um, askoose? Gar-sonn?
And whats this now about ham?!
My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?
Hey, its a living.
Your Body is a Temple
The One and Only Jeopardy Contestant to Truly Understand ...
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
After Being Abandoned for Months, a Spare Room in This UK ...
This Teacher Gets to Keep Her Job?
No Complaints Here
Helmets Won't Protect Against This Fall
Maybe That's a Sign Your Relationship Isn't Working Out
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
Sometimes It's Easy to Forget Legend of Korra is a Kids' ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more