Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.

Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...

Hunh? No, I iz nawt dat bad kitteh yoo lookin for. I iz BUNNEH. See da feets?

Yoo kittehs can nebber fool me.

See dis pare ob soles? Dey belong to me.

Ai gotz sole, butt(!) ai'm nawt a solejur.

Fwont feets iz tired fwum too much kissin . Pay homage to dis wun now.

WORSHIP DA FEETS.

THEY TOLD ME I CUD BE ANYTING SO I BECAME A FOOT

Dis gui choze bettur.