Talking animals? How ridiculous.
Stuff and nonsense is all this is!
Oh yes, you and your little fantasies. At least you skipped the inflatable mermaid this time.
Is this real lief? Or is it just fanta sea?
Hunh. This is not Oz, or Narnia, or the Shire, or any of the many mystical kingdoms frequently found at the other end of mysterious portals.
Ai'll maek it dere eventually.
Aslan wud bee so prowd!