Drunk Scottish Uncle kitteh iz no longer invited to family partiez

Nawt again, Uncle Jock!!

It waznt often dat de hole fabily agreed on wat telebision stayshun to watch.

Sumtiems telebision sucks too.

Mama needs a cocktail.

TEE GEE AI EFF.

...and this is why we don't send out family pics at Christmas.

fingz doan run in mai family. dey jus run frum mai family.