Get the Sharpie quick!!!!!

Ai am da prank mastur.

Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

Srsly, cawl me Biscuit from nao on.

I dont like this game. OK LETS PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED CLAW YOU IN YOUR BUTT!

Ai will hab mai revenj.

No, take a closer look. I swear I feel something wiggling around down there! Mom said I had worms? Does that look like worms to you? Should we call a vet? How about webmd.com? Can you look up what it might be there? Tom? Tom?? TOM??? Do you see it?

Wurmz? WURMZ?!?!

One day.... they won't laugh.

Stoopid bulleez.

You really shouldn't make sandwiches when you're drunk.

Iss okay. Ai know da feeling.

I FOUND my happy place!!

Much tastier den mai lunch.