The power of crust compels you!
Awl shall worship mai yeastiness.
Ur face looks like a submarine.
Kitteh needs to work on his insults.
He's da hero ICHC desurves...
HAMSTAR CATZ CHEEKS IZ FULL
Its onlee becuzz Muffin is so meen!
..and that, girls, is why you should always remove your make up before going to sleep each night.
Eesy. Breezy. Nawt so bootiful.
This is what you look like when you put contacts in.
Yoo wud look bettur wib glasses anneeways.
Hold still. I'm practicing my zombying.
Gud thing ai prepared foar dis.