Dey said dere wuz milk in dis fing, but dis is nuffin like Mama's dizpenzer.
No need tu cry ober it.
Why I oughta put this through your head, and see how you look!
Oh long Johnson!
"Let me gets dis fuzz off you face before you catches on fire."
Where deres smoek deres FIRE!
Yoo realize whut a serious inbasion ob my personal space dis iz ?
Fine. Yoo taek mine. Ai'll taek yors.
Windex strikes again
Ai yoozually like glass too.
Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.
Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?
The power of crust compels you!
Awl shall worship mai yeastiness.
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