Yoo realize whut a serious inbasion ob my personal space dis iz ?

Fine. Yoo taek mine. Ai'll taek yors.

Windex strikes again

Ai yoozually like glass too.

Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.

Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?

The power of crust compels you!

Awl shall worship mai yeastiness.

Ur face looks like a submarine.

Kitteh needs to work on his insults.

I'm CATMAN.

He's da hero ICHC desurves...

HAMSTAR CATZ CHEEKS IZ FULL

Its onlee becuzz Muffin is so meen!