"Mom, you're making me miss the best part of the movie!"

Ai'm big enuff to watch dis one! Ai juss know it!

Look into my eyes. Not around my eyes. Look into my eyes

DON'T LOOK AWAY

Awl da beddah tew see u wif, mah deer.

Put dem peepers tu gud use!

Honey! You really need to dust under the dresser more often... The dust bunnies have eyes!

Ugh, its liek a whole civilizashun under dere. Ai'll grab da broom.

go right RIGHT!!! life as a seeing eye cat is always interesting

Sumtimes its bes if ai drive.

I will punch you in the throat

One should never cross an angry cat.

DID NOT SEE THAT DID NOT SEE THAT NOT GONNA NEED TEN YEARS IN THERAPY NOT GONNA NEED TEN YEARS IN THERAPY

I hab seen such horibbibble things...