So, long-story-short, my startup folded and I couldn't find a job. So now I spend the day in the park juggling dead mice for donations of kibble.
Anneeways... hears mai resume...
Okay according to my calculations ONLY 25% of your disposable income is spent on me. You need to cancel cable and quit wearing socks.
Lemme check mai calcoolashuns...
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