Ear boops are intimate but not awkward at all! You should try it sometime!
The bad news: you have ear mites. The good news: they've done a FABULOUS job redecorating the place.
Ai'm a reely big fan ob it akshully. Think they'll do mai place too?
I heers da oshun
Wow, mai heering is amazin.
Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude
Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.
Hello, Turtle?... This is cat.
Hello cat, did you dial wrong number?
yeahhh datzz my jamm\
Sounds pretty gud IMO.