Momma said dat we get fud inna bowl tommora. whats a bowl? What? I dunno? Me neifer What?

Toniiiiiight, we awr youuuuung...

omg don't put me on facebook

Wut if sumwun saw me liek dis?!

De goggie mus be home. Eben de air smells more stoopid.

Beddur be prepared.

most cats look down at you, questioning your intelligence not this one

U still dum tho, hoomin...

The 6:15 Train of Thought is delayed due to mechanical difficulties.

Aow. Mai hed.

It took Ralph six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back.

Will u nebber learn??