Biggest cockroach eber!
An dis place is CRAWLIN' wid dem!
As hard as it is to believe, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Sumdae ai'll master da tree.
WAT IZ THAT!! o its a rok
If onlee it wuz a Rowling Stone.
One moment, please. I'm trying to have an inteligent conversation with your boyfriend.
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Mom needs noo taeste in men.
Just stop. You don't know how to spell that word and it doesn't mean what you think it means, anyway.
Vocabboolary iz mai strong soot.
stoopid dog why u not read doormat?
Yoo can stae foar a whiel, juss doan't leeb yet.
Dat's FUNNEE! "To gets to da uvver side!" Hah hah hah hah!
What's she talking about?
I told her that joke two days ago. She just got it.
Ai lub a good joek!
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