U iz nawt teh sharpest claw on teh paw. Yep, aidonfinkso.
I meen dat in da nicest way, ob course.
Awww, look! someone tied a little bell on Doofus. Now when he fails to catch anything again, he can blame it on the bell.
He's gawt it where it cownts, tho.
cannot brain today thinker iz not werking
Ai fink mai brains hab awl been suckered away.
And then came that frightening moment when Gray realized his new owner's IQ was lower than the number of basic cable channels.
Granted ai fall in da same spektrum
U fassinate meh wif ur stupids
Sumbuddy needs to check dere intelligens.
Biggest cockroach eber!
An dis place is CRAWLIN' wid dem!
As hard as it is to believe, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Sumdae ai'll master da tree.
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