Get the Sharpie quick!!!!!
Ai am da prank mastur.
Life is good.
Dis is da lief.
Sink-O de My-O*
*My Sink ~Loosely translated after several Margaritas
Butt(!) srsly, ai'm fien.
Stumble, stumble, "Why is the grass so high? Where's my keys? Am I at the right house?"
This concludes my impression of you when you return from a party on Saturday night.
Awl teh wurlds a staej, u know.
Drunk Scottish Uncle kitteh iz no longer invited to family partiez
Nawt again, Uncle Jock!!
That was one Crazy night.
Waz that furreal? An whose clothes awr dese...
You really shouldn't make sandwiches when you're drunk.
Iss okay. Ai know da feeling.