Get the Sharpie quick!!!!!

Ai am da prank mastur.

more... more... more... more... STOP! too much, take it back

Dey cawl dis da waddur ob lief?

Life is good.

Dis is da lief.

Sink-O de My-O* *My Sink ~Loosely translated after several Margaritas

Butt(!) srsly, ai'm fien.

Stumble, stumble, "Why is the grass so high? Where's my keys? Am I at the right house?" This concludes my impression of you when you return from a party on Saturday night.

Awl teh wurlds a staej, u know.

Drunk Scottish Uncle kitteh iz no longer invited to family partiez

Nawt again, Uncle Jock!!

That was one Crazy night.

Waz that furreal? An whose clothes awr dese...