You hafta give me da swurpee yummy dwink or Iz tare out you toenailth one by one.
Yoo aren't feawing me as much as u shud!!
Keep it comin', mate, I'm takin' a cab home...
Thanks foar nawt driving, Beery Kitteh.
Reginald could no longer deny that his depth perception problem was getting worse.
Nawt to menshun his drinking problum....
But kitty, It's 6 AM
....y'sure cat? Really?
more... more... more... more... STOP! too much, take it back
Dey cawl dis da waddur ob lief?
My evening cocktail.
I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.
But we CAN'T be out of Zinfandel!
Wud abbout a Malbec?! Cabernet Franc?! ENNEETHING?!
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