Reginald could no longer deny that his depth perception problem was getting worse.

Nawt to menshun his drinking problum....

But kitty, It's 6 AM

....y'sure cat? Really?

more... more... more... more... STOP! too much, take it back

Dey cawl dis da waddur ob lief?

My evening cocktail.

I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.

But we CAN'T be out of Zinfandel!

Wud abbout a Malbec?! Cabernet Franc?! ENNEETHING?!

Teh noo boyfriend says i have "litter box paws" Now he has "litter box drink" Doofus: 0 Kitteh: 1

Ai haff plans foar him.