Ugh. Grab an ice pack for me, will ya?
SO SAYS DOOR CAT.
Dese fings awlways seem liek a good idea at furst.
DON'T ASK JUST CLOSE THE DOOR
Dis fridj is my privat sanctooary.
" I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that "
Ugh dat moobie is AMAZIN.
George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
I AMZ YUR FREND. LIVES LONG AN PROSPERZ.
DON'T BE A HERO, KITTEH SPOCK!