cat flap closed again. MAN THE BATTERING RAM!!!

Curse that dammud door!!

ur house haz a spi

Silens is keey.

my sleep number is... pretty flexible actually

Comfort is reluhtiv.

Sylvester had an unusual fear of hardwood floors.

floorz r kind ob scayree wen u finkz about it!

Your carpenter just doesn't have his head round the concept of cat flaps, does he?

hao iz ai sposed 2 go in an owt froo heer?