" I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that "

Ugh dat moobie is AMAZIN.

George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?

Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.

I AMZ YUR FREND. LIVES LONG AN PROSPERZ.

DON'T BE A HERO, KITTEH SPOCK!

I don't care if I'm letting air conditioning out and flies in. I need time to decide whether I'm in or out.

Its so hot out here... but so cold in there...

Let me in! ther'z too much nature owt heer!

Naychur is sumtymes more comfotabble viewed frum afar.

stoopid dog why u not read doormat?

Yoo can stae foar a whiel, juss doan't leeb yet.

It waznt often dat de hole fabily agreed on wat telebision stayshun to watch.

Sumtiems telebision sucks too.