Reign it in, Cassanova.
I don't care if your father owns the pond next door, I ain't lettin' you in.
Ugh. Grab an ice pack for me, will ya?
SO SAYS DOOR CAT.
Dese fings awlways seem liek a good idea at furst.
DON'T ASK JUST CLOSE THE DOOR
Dis fridj is my privat sanctooary.
" I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that "
Ugh dat moobie is AMAZIN.
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