A DOG WOULD BRING YOU YOUR BEER AND SMOKES A CAT, ON THE OTHER HAND...

Kitteh is kind ob a lush.

Foreign invaders! In defence of our country, they must be eliminated!

Ai will dispose ob dese forenners sumday...

sit good dog

Nawt meening to threten violence... but imma threten sum violence.

Man, your breath is horrible! Whoops. Nevermind.

Yor butt is most beyootiful.

Max was ready for the dog's next sneak attack on the kitty kibble storage drawer.

Mai second fabrit kind ob ambush.

Today the dog. Tomorrow the World.

Ai will rool wib an iron paw.

The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.

Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.