Destrukshun is one ob mai faborite hobbeez.
Dese fings awlways seem liek a good idea at furst.
MOOoom! Lucy habs a FEEVER! She needs two Cheezburgers RITE NAO or she wills die!
Its da only purrscription foar dis kind ob sickness!
Da breaking ob da fellowship awlways maeks me sad.
Yay! Yay! We are all going to die.
Is it dun yet?!
She's hinting about something, but I'm darned if I can figure out what it is...
HUNGER! I iz dying ob hunger, you brickbwains!
dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.
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