There is a strange woman in our kichen who claims to be your girlfriend. I spread my used litter all over the floor in front of her so she won't intrude any further.
INTROODUR ALURT. INTROODUR ALURT.
Keep yer friends close
And yer gigantic guard goggies closer.
We liek to keep awl owr frens around.
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