What? It's not the hand that feeds me.
Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.
Dribe faster! Teh zombiez is gaining on uz!
don mess wif meh i haz a feerce
Ai'll show yoo 'conflikt resolooshun'!
The moment matador kitteh realised he forgot his cape
ur house haz a spi
Silens is keey.
There's One! Set for Stun!
We musst boldly go!
Get a cat they said. It will be fun they said.
Ai am nawt habbing fun yet.