Halp! itz da abomidaba... abumina... amobida... Itz da yeti!

Ai haet ebberyfing about da winter!

dis look fun HALP!! It eated me

Its liek it has a mind ob its own!!

Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.

Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.

This will not end well.

PEW PEW PEW

"It was a joke! A joke! I don't even know how to make rabbit stew!"

Ai maek fantastic soops an stoos.

What? It's not the hand that feeds me.

Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.

Dribe faster! Teh zombiez is gaining on uz!

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh. Nooooooommmmmms.