Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.
Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.
So, I heard you like armored sea dogs.
Yeah, you know what? I think I'm done with speed dating.
Ai doan't think you awr mai fabrit seefood.
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
Such graece! Such poise!
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...
Don't mind me please, do continue...
U see nuffin. Go abawt yoar business.
the pigs they speak to me
Da voices. Dey are so soothing...
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