I'm the quiet neighbor. With a big freezer.
......yeah.... aifinks ai'm gonna move.
Slender Cat Is Always Watching
Da Slender Man? Ai thought that was just creepypasta.
After Arnold brushed up against a few legs in the dark, the theater emptied pretty fast. "I likes my privacy."
Ai lub goin to da moobies!
Itteh bitteh makin teh naybors paranoid committeh
Paranoid naybors jus need to taek a chill pill is awl.
Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.
Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.
So, I heard you like armored sea dogs.
Yeah, you know what? I think I'm done with speed dating.
Ai doan't think you awr mai fabrit seefood.
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
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