Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit
Jusst wut ai'v always wanted!
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
dis my friend George he a little nuts, but i like him
Frandship is da bestest!
SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH SQUIRRELS
I think my attenshun span is just fine marbles.
the pigs they speak to me
Da voices. Dey are so soothing...
Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?
Dis is mai purrsonal hell.
all of them, basement cat? claw them? claw open all the paper bags?
WHY WONT DA VOICES STAWP??